today we celebrate the emergence of evil. the manifestation of our unholy request. the revelation to the world that evil exists. evil that crawls the earth with bad. (chorus) happy birthday. happy birthday. happy birthday. happy birthday. hail evil one that promises bad. two cents for your sister's honor. the fires of hell are quiet with evil anticipation. the bad is expected and bad is what we deserve. the streets will flow with the blood of the non believers and believers as well. no sanctuary for the deep fried souls. horus) happy birthday. happy birthday. happy birthday. happy birthday. hail evil one that promises bad. pay your toll. twenty dollars. with interest. you defy the cries of the good by breeding. and bringing forth demon spawn that rolls a 47 on a two thousand sided pair of dice. the dungeon keepers lament the rolls of the unforgiven. forging a seventeenth circle of hell. by request. horus) happy birthday. happy birthday. happy birthday. happy birthday. hail evil one that promises bad. happy birthday. happy birthday we celebrate the quickening of your demise. bastard.
