Alarm screams loud at five AM (oh noo!) Like a banshee hired to offend The sun's still snoozin' but not for me I’m up I’m bright I’m misery (yeah!) Traffic jams are my morning parade (yay!) Metallic ants in a slow charade Honking horns sing the song of despair Oh look Someone’s shaving over there!! Nine to five for a medium wage (aaww) Living my life in a hamster cage I crunch those numbers I file those files Corporate dreams with coffee-stained smiles They’ve got yachts and I’ve got toast Their Insta feed’s a humble boast (right!!) "Hard work pays off " they always say Guess I’m workin' the wrong kind of way (yeah right!!) Life’s a gift Or so they claim A re-gifted sweater Always the same Not sarcastic (really?!) Not me Not at all!! I’m the happiest cynic Havin' a ball I’m the happiest cynic Havin' a ball Yeah right!!
