>be me >dentist >also got a degree from dental hygiene >Patient walks into my office >She needs a checkup >Sure, whatever >Complete the checkup >She had a cavity, only takes me like 4 or 5 minutes to fix it >I prescribe her a mouthwash with a really high fluoride content Fluoride is toxic by the way >It's a weird one, because you can't just simply spit it out, you need to keep it in your mouth for a short while so the fluoride settles in your teeth >I tell her not to swallow it, but then jokingly add that she can if she wants to kill herself >She was probably into edgy memes because she gave me a smirk >Notice cuts on her wrists >Oh no. >I work at a hospital with a psychiatric ward, so I check her hospital records >She has chronic depression and suicidal tendencies >If she drinks the fluoride, she'll die >my face when I realise my jokes are a menace to my patients' well-being >my face when I realise that if she drinks it, I'll have to finish my dental career >I'm a dentist >A menace >An oral hygienist >Open your mouth for about 4 or 5 minutes >Take a little bit of fluoride with it >Swish, but don't spit it >Swallow and I'll finish I'm a dentist A menace An oral hygienist Open your mouth for about 4 or 5 minutes Take a little bit of fluoride with it Swish, but don't spit it Swallow and I'll finish
