[Verse] When the ice caps Melt and drown continents And when the Surface heats two hundred degrees And incinerates the dinosaurs Who were submerged by the floods There is still Yeah! There is yet a tale to be told Not one of great ice And great continents floating Above the sea Or under the mountain Or fires Scorching the face of the planet Or animals Unknown to modern science But the greatest Of all fictional worlds Legends of seas and mountains And legends of men and lizardmen And demons And women And dwarves And elves [Verse] It's the stuff adventurers Think they're made of This is one such great tale A legend Of humanity battling the overworld A legend of steel and blood! Lightly armored warriors Protecting squishy backup troops Inside a heavily armored doom buggy We're gonna get fancy on the stomp And it's gotta sound Like gears and wheels Touring the realms of the land The last underground is our home! [Chorus] I use my muscles To send my spells through the ground In case there is injury resulting From collateral damage That's a spicy hypertension This is the latest in alchemical technology It would probably sell really well In Sigil & Other Planes Let me show you what it does We call it the dance of blades Spin! [Chorus] This is the latest in alchemical technology It would probably sell really well In Sigil & Other Planes Let me show you what it does We call it the dance of blades Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Dance of blades! La la la la! Woooo! Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Wooooo! Dance of blades!
