Oi You Havin' a Laugh Mate?

(Verse 1) Oi, me ol' china, let's 'ave a butchers, At this funny little song, full of nutter's blutchers. From the East End to the West, we'll 'ave a larf, In this cockney rhyming slang, we'll 'ave a barf. (Chorus) We'll 'ave a bubble, we'll 'ave a squeak, Down at the rub-a-dub, we'll cheeky cheek. With our trouble and strife, we'll do the Lambeth walk, In this Brit Pop tune, we'll 'ave a squawk. (Verse 2) Apples and pears, up the apples and pears, We'll sing this song, without any cares. With our whistle and flute, we'll raise a cheer, In this cockney slang, we'll make it clear. (Chorus) We'll 'ave a bubble, we'll 'ave a squeak, Down at the rub-a-dub, we'll cheeky cheek. With our trouble and strife, we'll do the Lambeth walk, In this Brit Pop tune, we'll 'ave a squawk. (Verse 3) In the land of bow bells, we'll 'ave a knees-up, With our pork pies and jellied eels, we'll sup. With our Jack Jones, we'll dance a jig, In this funny Brit Pop, we'll do a rig. (Chorus) We'll 'ave a bubble, we'll 'ave a squeak, Down at the rub-a-dub, we'll cheeky cheek. With our trouble and strife, we'll do the Lambeth walk, In this Brit Pop tune, we'll 'ave a squawk.