**[CHEERFUL SYNTH JINGLE]** 🎵 *Bug! Grub! Bug! Grub!* 🎵 **ANNOUNCER:** Hungry? Broke? Still alive? Then come to **BUGGRUB BURGER™!** Choose from cockroach, locust, or ant patties on our signature bun! Want lettuce and tomato? Whoa there, high roller. That costs extra. A lot extra. Drinks sold separately. Water sold separately. Hope you're thirsty. But our fries? Absolutely incredible. Nobody knows why. **ANNOUNCER (faster):** BUGGRUB BURGER™! **"The burger is adequate. The fries are amazing."** 🎵 *Bug! Grub! Bug! Grub!* 🎵