[Spoken Intro] Well, well, well… Look at this fancy little dinner party. The silverware, the candles, the guest list… Oh, honey. You forgot somebody. And I'm delicious. [Verse 1] You picked your little courses, had your menu all arranged Every guest accounted for, every detail preordained Eight hours of psychiatry, and you haven't got a clue 'Cause this tasty little fox never made your menu You got your lambs and your liver, got your fancy little wine Had your table set for dinner, every place card in a line You forgot the main dish, and I took it personally How you gonna host a feast and leave out little ol' me? [Pre-Chorus 1] You call yourself a connoisseur A man of taste and class But honey, there's a little flaw You somehow let slip past [Chorus 1] You forgot the Fox, baby, what a faux pas! All that fancy table linen, and you missed the pièce de résistance. I'm the tastiest, the saltiest, the dish you overlooked Now the guests are in the kitchen, and the chef is getting cooked! Oh, you forgot the Fox, what a terrible shame Everybody got a place card, but you missed my name You can keep your fancy manners and your culinary tricks We're serving humble pie with a side of salty bitch! [Verse 2] TurnipDaBeets surveyed the table, said, "Something isn't right" V.S.R.Y.N. said, "Forget the menu, we're having chef tonight!" Ol' Dirty Panda raised his glass, said, "A toast to our dear host!" CreepyConfection cackled, "This is a different kind of roast!" Queeny's at the head of the table, looking royal as can be TemptressJulie's got the carving knife, said, "Save a slice for me!" Chilton's writing restaurant reviews, and the ratings aren't too hot And Genno looks at the menu, says, "Wait… I'm in the pot?" [Pre-Chorus 2] I've been nothing but delightful I've been charming, I've been sweet I'm practically a delicacy And I can't even get a seat? [Chorus 2] You forgot the Fox, baby, what a faux pas! All that fancy table linen, and you missed the pièce de résistance. I'm the tastiest, the saltiest, the dish you overlooked Now the guests are in the kitchen, and the chef is getting cooked! Oh, you forgot the Fox, and darling, that's a shame For someone with such fancy taste, you're awfully bad with names I could've brought some elegance, some charm, a little class But you left me off the menu, so you can kiss my ass! [Verse 3] I brought a bottle of something nice, figured I'd drop on by Saw the candles and the crystal laid out, "Well, aren't we fancy tonight" I said, "Genno, sweetie, bless your heart, you really went all out" But there's one tiny little detail we should probably talk about I took a sip of wine and flashed my most innocent smile Said, "Has anybody seen our lovely host in a while?" I'd say there were no hard feelings, but that wouldn't be quite true 'Cause I'm still a little salty that I wasn't on the menu! [Final Chorus] You forgot the Fox, baby, what a faux pas! All that fancy table linen, and you missed the pièce de résistance. You had the whole crew on the menu, every name but mine Now we're raising up our glasses, having one hell of a time! Oh, you forgot the Fox, but darling, here's the score Five stars for the company, I'd gladly come once more The host was quite a character, the evening was a treat But next time, honey, put me on the list of things to eat! [Spoken Outro] Oh, and darling? Next time you plan a dinner party… Don't forget the salt. Bon appétit, bitch. ℗ 2026 Carbon Ring Records. © 2026 Georgia Haze Music. All Rights Reserved.
