[Intro] Roll the dice, take a chance Join my little dark romance Take a seat, don’t be shy I decide who lives… or dies [Verse 1] Set the scene, candle glow Watch how far you will go Got your sheet? stats all neat? It's time to bow at my feet You want loot, shiny prize I see greed in your eyes Make a check, nice and slow Oops… that’s a natural no [Pre-Chorus] State your move, say it sweet I might grant your retreat Or I might… change the game Just to hear you complain [Chorus] I’m your Dungeon Master Roll again, do it faster Pray for luck, grovel please You can beg on your knees I’m your dice romancer Chance and fate enhancer Fail again? what a disaster... Kneel before your Dungeon Master! [Verse 2] See that chest? shining gold Go on, do as you’re told Lift the lid, nice and slow Are you sure? do you know? Teeth snap shut, what a twist Greedy hands can’t resist Struggle free, oh how sweet Caught so tight in my treat [Pre-Chorus] Want advantage tonight? Say it soft, say it right Make me laugh, make it fun Then I might give you one [Chorus] I’m your Dungeon Master Roll again, do it faster Pray for luck, grovel please You can beg on your knees I’m your dice romancer Chance and fate enhancer Fail again? what a disaster... Kneel before your Dungeon Master! [Bridge] Roll it slow, let me see All your luck comes through me Crit or fail, I decide Take my hand… enjoy the ride [Final Chorus] I’m your Dungeon Master Final boss, last chapter Shake with care, hold it tight I might bless… or I might bite I’m your rule enchanter Certified chaos-mancer Lose again? what a shame I enjoyed our little game! [Outro] One more roll… don’t be shy Pray for luck and don't die...
