Shapes And Sizes

[Intro] Ahaaaa! Ahaaaa! Ahaaaa! Jizz! [Verse 1] What are you gonna do, shoot me?! That's what the cashier of the sex shop down the road said! When I robbed them of their sex toys! One problem still remains! What do I choose?! For I have never seen such variety of fucking devices in all my days! My days as a sex-addicted degenerate, lawd! Ahhhhhhh! [Refrain] Do I pick the Fleshlight?! Do I choose the dildo?! Oh great Satan! Let me find the way! [Chorus] Dildo! That will be good for shoving in yo mama's pussy! Magic Wand! For when she needs that additional vibration! Fleshlight! Sexcellent for jacking off in and drinking like the Holy Grail! They come in all shapes and sizes! How can I decide?! [Post-chorus] Observe! Orient! Decide! Act! [Verse 2] I see the Cowboys On Crack ridin' that Sybian like a horse from the Texas ranch! Just like your mom rides this leviathan penis every night, nigga! Oh look at that! Your uncle pulled up to buy a new G-string! Ahahahaha! I knew he was a nasty pervert! So back to the point: I must take all that I can carry! For the sex technology will grant me great knowledge! Lovecraftian knowledge on how to jack off with great understanding! [Refrain] Do I pick the Fleshlight?! Do I choose the dildo?! Oh great Satan! Let me find the way! [Chorus] Dildo! That will be good for shoving in yo mama's pussy! Magic Wand! For when she needs that additional vibration! Fleshlight! Sexcellent for jacking off in and drinking like the Holy Grail! They come in all shapes and sizes! How can I decide?! [Post-chorus] Observe! Orient! Decide! Act! Satanic forces! [Solo] [Bridge] When a woman buys a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun! But when I steal the Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina at gunpoint! With elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray! Together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system! I'm called a pervert! Ahhhhhh! [Refrain] Do I pick the Fleshlight?! Do I choose the dildo?! Oh great Satan! Let me find the way! [Chorus] Dildo! That will be good for shoving in yo mama's pussy! Magic Wand! For when she needs that additional vibration! Fleshlight! Sexcellent for jacking off in and drinking like the Holy Grail! They come in all shapes and sizes! How can I decide?! Dildo! That will be good for shoving in yo mama's pussy! Magic Wand! For when she needs that additional vibration! Fleshlight! Sexcellent for jacking off in and drinking like the Holy Grail! They come in all shapes and sizes! How can I decide?! [Outro] Dildo! Dildo! Dildo! Jizz!