The Farm Team Lazy days of summer brings our team onto the field Fans all have our favourites, we support them with our cheers bet you didn't know our farm back forty's diamond dreams brings every soul for miles around all jammed into the seats The cows ain't chewin’ tobacco, far too busy with their cud They're taking on all challengers from all around the farm Gus the Goose is rounding first he's flying down the line Where Bill the Bull is waiting for him squarely in his sights chorus The chickens all have flown the coop, the barn doors closed too late when cows come home they will have shown they're not too slow to play they're all on the back forty shagging flies like stubborn mules you gotta love the farm team playing the all American game Billy Goat will headbutt balls then kick his can and run Thumper gets to hop to first it's hard to find his zone No one wants to hit to shortstop everybody fears The trusty family dog who's been shagging flies for years The ump was calling balls and strikes his glasses on the fritz Safes and outs were thrown about when anybody hit Ducks quacked from the sidelines, dawdling waddlers dropping doos T-bone adds some action to his slider with manure everyone's got a role to play except the baryard cat far too busy sleeping, chasing mice, and the flying kind of bat chorus The chickens all have flown the coop, the barn doors closed too late when cows come home they will have shown they're not too slow to play they're all on the back forty shagging flies like stubborn mules you gotta love the farm team playing the all American game there's only one place better on a lazy afternoon that's with the farm team on the road to play the local zoo
