[Intro] [Nazir] Clear your thoughts... Focus upon the goddess... [Tazar] Ossir, do my pecs look alright? [Ossir] Yeah, Taz... Fucking great. A top tier tittie.... But wait... [brief peaceful silence] [Ossir] WHY'S OLD MATE SO FUCKING UGLY?! [record scratch] [Verse 1] Taz got his shirt off, pecs looking sweet Nazir laying roses all around his feet Candles all burning, everybody pray Then I looked at Nazir and it ruined my day Mate, what happened to the top of your head? Hairline packed its bags, left you for dead Face like a meat pie dropped on the floor Suné's goddess of beauty— WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?! [Pre-Chorus] He ain't done nothing! I KNOW! He's helping your brother! I KNOW! Then leave the bloke alone! I'M TRYING! But he's such a fucking basic bitch. [Chorus] U-G-L-Y! Nazir fucking burns my eyes! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! U-G-L-Y! Basic bitch, I'm asking why! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! Goddess of beauty, love divine— Then there's old mate fucking up the shrine! U-G-L-Y! Nazir fucking burns my eyes! [Verse 2] You look like a thumb that learned to preach Like a boiled egg somebody taught to speak Your head looks like a knee with a beard underneath And mate, don't smile— I'M BEGGING YOU, PLEASE! Basic bitch robes, basic bitch face Basic bitch standing in a beautiful place Roses see you coming and they wilt on cue Even stained-glass Suné won't look at you I've seen prettier Fatties crawling through grime I've seen Ferals looking better at closing time You're built like somebody's disappointing uncle And you look like a fucking sloth in a clerical bundle! [Pre-Chorus] Is he evil? NO! Is he cruel? NO! Did he do something to you? FUCK NO! Then what the fuck is your problem? [dead silence] ...LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE. [Chorus] U-G-L-Y! Nazir fucking burns my eyes! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! U-G-L-Y! Basic bitch, I'm asking why! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! Goddess of beauty, love divine— Then there's old mate fucking up the shrine! U-G-L-Y! Nazir fucking burns my eyes! [Bridge] Potato head! BASIC BITCH! Uggo face! BASIC BITCH! Boiled egg! BASIC BITCH! Church sloth! BASIC BITCH! Human thumb! BASIC BITCH! Hairline gone! BASIC BITCH! Sune made beauty! Suné made grace! Suné made love— WHO THE FUCK MADE YOUR FACE?! [Ossir] You could make a fucking mirror close its eyes! You could make an onion cry! I've seen better faces hanging off a zombie! AND THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD! [Breakdown] [Nazir] I cannot concentrate with all this negativity and yelling... [brief silence] [Ossir] I'M FUCKING SORRY! I'VE GOT FUCKING BIPOLAR, YOU CUNT! [long horrified silence] [explosive beat returns] [Final Chorus] U-G-L-Y! Nazir fucking burns my eyes! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! U-G-L-Y! Basic bitch, I'm asking why! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! Goddess of beauty, love divine— Then there's old mate fucking up the shrine! U-G-L-Y! Nazir fucking burns my eyes! [Final Chorus Extension] U-G-L-Y! I ain't saying you're a bad guy! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! U-G-L-Y! Probably lovely deep inside! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! Never said you're evil! Never said you're cruel! I just wanna know— WHO THE FUCK HIRED YOU?! [Outro] He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! He fugly! Eh-eh, he fugly! [Nazir] Ossir... Please stop. [music cuts] [Ossir] Bitch.... I fucking apologised.
