[Instrumental Overture] [Overture] In the cellar, under beans, Spud found a book of rotten dreams He wore a cape made out of sacks And taped a bone to both his packs He rolled his eyes at moonlit laws And scratched his plan with dusty claws “Tonight,” he grinned, “the sky gets bent” Then kicked the crate and heaven sent [Verse] Necromancer Spud Book of dead in the mud Made a circle of fries Then he winked at the skies He raised a cold root From the frozen back land And the barn doors swung wide With a cluck-cluck inside [Intermission] Hear that crack in the dark? Tiny talons on the floor He’s got feathers for an army And they’re bawking for more [Pre-Chorus] Cluck, cluck, clap Hear that graveyard flap Feathers from the dirt Yeah, Spud nailed that curse [Break] Cluck-cluck, back up Hear that graveyard beat Cluck-cluck, line up Marching down the street [Chorus] Necromancer Spud Undead chickens parade Cluck-cluck-cluck, world get afraid Necromancer Spud is here And he’s bringing poultry fear [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 2] Necromancer Spud, takes the throne Undead chickens conquering the world Rotted wings, sharp beaks pecking all World domination, here we go Necromancer Spud, loud and proud Chickens rising from the ground Necromancer Spud, one more round And the whole world gets pecked around [Bridge] Spud raised one hen with vacant stare It pecked a skull and didn’t care Another one with one dead eye Saluted worms and asked them why [Pause] The mayor called it “bad” Then the mayor got chased By a five-foot hen With a graveyard face [Pre-Chorus] Cluck, cluck, clap Hear that graveyard flap Feathers from the dirt Yeah, Spud nailed that curse [Break] Bone-bone-bone They won’t leave you alone Peck-peck-peck Better cover your neck [Chorus] Necromancer Spud Undead chickens parade Cluck-cluck-cluck, world get afraid Necromancer Spud is here And he’s bringing poultry fear [Instrumental Drop] [Verse 3] They shuffle they stumble they peck and they fight For Spud their master No grain no corn just endless scorn Moving faster and faster A feathered plague a clucking blight Oh what a sight to see The world won't know what hit 'em though From this poultry decree [Bridge 2] Mayor tried hiding in a pie shop Birds came through like, “Nope, nice try, boss” Spud just laughed, “Bow down to my brood” Then one hen stole all his food [pause] Spud looked up, cackling in the rain "Yes my minions -- spread the dread!" Then the whole dark horde went Bawk-bawk-bawk [Verse 4] Necromancer Spud He’s got the dead birds strut Necromancer Spud Hear that bone-yard cluck Chickens rise Chickens rise Everybody run Necromancer Spud He’s having way too much fun [Pre-Chorus] Cluck, cluck, clap Hear that graveyard flap Feathers from the dirt Yeah, Spud nailed that curse [Break] Undead chickens Cluck-bawk-cluck Rise! Undead chickens! Scratch the skies Undead chickens! Spud is crowned Undead chickens! Run! Run! Get down! [Chorus] Necromancer Spud Undead chickens parade Cluck-cluck-cluck, world get afraid Necromancer Spud is here And he’s bringing poultry fear [Instrumental Drop] [Outro] Flap flap From the crypt Cluck cluck World is doomed, I think Necromancer Spud And the undead chickens flock World domination With a starch, a peck and a squawk
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