[Intro - Spoken] The moonlight flickers off the dashboards’ glow, Filters whisper secrets the Data Fam knows. There’s a chill in the charts, a spark in the air, The Tableau Public TUG is gathering there. In the glow of a thousand screens, A whisper stirs between data streams. Soft clicks echo down the hall, The data wakes, it answers the call. [Chorus] Haunted dashboards, come take your seat, Candy, vampires, and dashboards meet. Data and vizz's are all aglow, At Tableau Public’s spooky data show. [Verse 2] Ilija steps up, his story bright, A first-time Ambassador under the light. He speaks of learning, of sharing the flame, Of how the data called his name. And as he talks, the lights grow dim, The ghosts lean close to listen in. [Chorus] Haunted dashboards, come take your seat, Candy, vampires, and dashboards meet. Data and vizz’s are all aglow, At Tableau Public’s spooky data show. [Verse 3] Lucia appears with a sugar delight, Her candy viz sparkles, a sweet, sweet sight. From Skittles to graphs, each hue in place, A Halloween sugar rush fills the space. Each bar, each color, a sugary spell, A Halloween treat in every cell. [Chorus] Haunted dashboards, come take your seat, Candy, vampires, and dashboards meet. Data and vizz’s are all aglow, At Tableau Public’s spooky data show. [Verse 4] Anne-Sophia steps into the gloom, Her Buffy viz awakens the room. Vampires prowl and shadows creep, Through haunted dashboards that never sleep. A slayer’s tale told through tab-low’s might, Her viz cuts darkness with pure insight. [Bridge] The charts align, the lines entwine, A ritual born of code and time. The data breathes, the stories weep, What we reveal, the ghosts will keep. Filters twist, and shadows play, Revealing secrets that won’t fade away. [Chorus] Haunted dashboards, come take your seat, Candy, vampires, and dashboards meet. Data and vizz’s are all aglow, At Tableau Public’s spooky data show. [Outro – Spoken/Whispered] Enter the TUG… if you dare. The dashboards are waiting… everywhere.
