Catnip Whiskey Can

Catnip whiskey can, I crack you open, man, Let's chase a Catnado, Let's chase a Catnado. I love you, Catnip whiskey can, You're part of the plan, Proceed to panic, Proceed to panic. Now the weather guy said it's a sunny day, But the cats started circlin' out by the hay, And the cows all ran in the opposite way, So I knew somethin' weird was brewin'. My neighbor yelled, "Tony, get under the stairs!" I said, "Not until I finish what's in here!" Then a tabby flew by with static in its hair, And I knew the storm was movin'. Chorus Catnip whiskey can, I crack you open, man, Let's chase a Catnado, Let's chase a Catnado. I love you, Catnip whiskey can, You're part of the plan, Proceed to panic, Proceed to panic. Now the sirens howl and the sky turns green, There's a thousand fluffy shadows in the beam, And the radar shows a shape you've never seen, Like a paw print made of lightning. The emergency alert said "Seek shelter now," But the Catnado Hunters all just said "How?" Then they fueled the truck with energy drink somehow, And went directly toward the frightening. Chorus Catnip whiskey can, I crack you open, man, Let's chase a Catnado, Let's chase a Catnado. I love you, Catnip whiskey can, You're part of the plan, Proceed to panic, Proceed to panic. Bridge Catnado Energy Drink, What do you think? No, seriously. What do you put in this stuff? I've seen three moons. The cat saw four. The radar saw six. Nobody agrees anymore. Final Chorus Catnip whiskey can, I raise you high, my man, The sky is meowing, The sky is meowing. I love you, Catnip whiskey can, The warning sirens ran, Proceed to panic, Proceed to panic. Outro Cat-nado... Cat-nado... Cat-nado... Meow meow meow... Cat-nado... Proceed to panic.