I Can’t Dance

I can’t dance I can’t dance I just fumble on my feet I cannot keep the beat I trip like a troll I slip and unfold I don't strut I don’t stroll I can’t dance I just can’t I can’t dance I can’t boogie I can’t groove I can’t sway I can’t move I can’t shuffle stomp or slide I can’t do a jig or jive I cannot pop or lock or grind I can’t dance I just can’t I don't frolic I just flatten I hobble like a hobbit I wobble like a wagon Drunk as a dragon with a flagon I can’t dance I just can’t I can’t dance I can’t Douggie I can’t Bob I can’t jitter bug or cut a rug I can’t dip I can’t skip I cannot do the whip I don’t swagger I just stagger I can’t dance I just can’t I can’t dance I can’t dance I just fumble on my feet I cannot keep the beat I trip like a troll I slip and unfold I don't strut I don’t stroll I can’t dance I just can’t I can’t dance I can’t boogie I can’t groove I can’t sway I can’t move I can’t shuffle stomp or slide I can’t do a jig or jive I cannot pop or lock or grind I can’t dance I just can’t I don't frolic I just flatten I hobble like a hobbit I wobble like a wagon Drunk as a dragon with a flagon I can’t dance I just can’t I can’t dance I can’t Douggie I can’t Bob I can’t jitter bug or cut a rug I can’t dip I can’t skip I cannot do the whip I don’t swagger I just stagger I can’t dance I just can’t