[Verse 1] Oh he wants to be cool But he always gets so hot and flustered And he’s already in the pool ’Cause he always rushes to jump in Oh he loves his T-shirt And he loves his shoes And he loves his hair And his puppy Buster Oh he loves my sister Oh he loves me not [Verse 2] I don’t want him anymore I just think that he’s kind of cute And if you ask me what I like about him I could probably name a few Like he’s got a nice smile And he’s kind of tall And his name’s kind of neat And he smells kind of good And his brother’s nice and sweet But I love him not [Chorus] If he gets to be in love with my sister I get to be in love with his brother It’s the same if you think about it I don’t know what we’re fighting about If he gets to be in love with my sister I get to be in love with his brother It’s the same if you think about it I don’t know what we’re fighting about [Verse 3] And he wants to be cool But he talks too loud when no one’s listening And he’s already in the pool With his sunglasses on and everything I don’t like him I just think he’s kind of fun And maybe I said his name in my sleep But that could’ve been anyone [Chorus] If he gets to be in love with my sister I get to be in love with his brother It’s the same if you think about it I don’t know what we’re fighting about If he gets to be in love with my sister I get to be in love with his brother It’s the same if you think about it I don’t know what we’re fighting about [Bridge] If he gets what he wants Then so do I Fair is fair Even if it’s dumb
