Time to Check your Marrige!

Verse 1) I checked the label on the back of your neck Just to see if the chemistry was still in check We hit the three-year mark on the first of May Now the dopamine is packing up and moving away I called customer service, put ‘em on the phone They said, "Sorry buddy, you’re on your own." (Chorus) Love! (Effective period!) How many years before it gets weird? Is it two? Is it four? Or until you don't laugh at my jokes anymore? Check the barcode, baby, what’s it say? "Best used before yesterday!" (Bridge) No refunds (No!~NO~~~~No) No exchanges (No!~ No Chance??) Just sitting on the sofa looking like strangers! The oxytocin’s low, the tolerance is high I’m just waiting for the sparks to re-apply! Verse 1) I checked the label on the front of your heart Just to see if the chemistry was still in check We hit the three-year mark on the first of May Now the dopamine is packing up and moving away I called customer service, put ‘em on the phone They said, "Sorry buddy, no receipt! No return Policy!” Bridge) No refunds (WHY?!) No exchanges (No!~ No!~ WHY?!) Just sitting on the sofa looking like strangers! The oxytocin’s low(Exhausted) the tolerance is high(No more Patient!) I’m just waiting for the sparks to re-apply! But I know it won’t be happening (Outro) (Spoken over groovy bass) Did you keep the receipt? I thought We no need the receipt. Yeah, I thought same!