[Intro - Spoken] Four hundred years of experience... And I STILL can't get a date! [Verse 1] I got a castle on a lonely hill, A velvet coat and a thousand-dollar bill. Got a coffin with a satin lining, But my love life's slowly declining! Took a pretty girl out last night, She said, "Your complexion doesn't look right." I said, "Darling, that's a family trait!" She said, "Why's your reflection missing from my plate?" [Pre-Chorus] I don't do mornings, I don't do sun. But when the moon comes up, BABY, HERE I COME! [Chorus] BITE ME, BABY! STEAL MY HEART! I've been falling for you since the dark ages started! Drive me crazy, make me scream, You're the hottest little nightmare I've ever seen! BITE ME, BABY! DON'T BE SHY! I've got forever and a hell of a night! Love me till the morning light... JUST CLOSE THE CURTAINS TIGHT! [Verse 2] I bought her roses, I bought her wine, Told her she could have eternal life. She said, "That's sweet, but here's the thing, I don't want a boyfriend who sleeps till spring!" I took her dancing at the Monster Ball, Tripped on my cape and crashed through the wall. She laughed so hard that she nearly cried, Then flashed two fangs and said, "SURPRISE!" [Bridge - Dramatic pause] She said, "Honey, I've been waiting for you, Since seventeen hundred and forty-two!" OH, WHAT A NIGHT! [Final Chorus - Huge harmonies] BITE ME, BABY! STEAL MY HEART! Two old vampires getting one fresh start! Drive me crazy, make me scream, We're the greatest love story the dead have seen! [Outro - Spoken] So... your coffin or mine?
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