(Beat kicks in: Funky synth bass with a sharp, rhythmic finger snap) Intro (Sound of a car door slamming, light laughter in the background) “Yo, check the levels on that... yeah, perfect.” “Flush’em Productions in the building! We taking over the airwaves now!” “One, two, three... we here. Don't act surprised.” (Heavy kick drum enters with a groovy R&B synth) 🎶 Title: The Trio Roll-In (Flush’em Remix) Tempo: 105 BPM (Upbeat R&B / New Jack Swing Vibes) (Verse 1) Step out the whip, yeah the suspension is leaning We walk in the spot, give the "what does it mean" ing? Two pale shadows and a flash of the gold A story for the ages, or so we’ve been told. Got one guy looking for the SPF 50 The other’s in the corner trying to act all thrifty Then there’s me, keeping the vision on track The most unlikely crew, and that’s a stone-cold fact. (Pre-Chorus) We don’t match, and we don’t care People stop and they start to stare But the harmony is tight and the vibe is right We’re the main event of the Friday night. (Chorus) It’s 2 whites and a wong, yeah we’re rolling deep Making all the promises that we’re gonna keep A little bit of salt, a little bit of spice Mix it all together, man, it tastes real nice. Yeah, 2 whites and a wong, catch us on the block Turning up the rhythm ‘til we break the clock! (Verse 2) They’re arguing ‘bout mayonnaise and sourdough bread I’m thinking ‘bout the fried rice recipes instead One’s got the rhythm of a folding chair The other’s losing focus with his messy hair. But when the bass drops, we find the common ground The most chaotic brotherhood that’s ever been found We’re the glitch in the matrix, the trio supreme Living out the plot of a weirded-out dream. (Bridge) (Music breaks down to just drums and a funky guitar lick) “Wait, wait... who’s paying for the appetizers?” “Not me, I forgot my wallet in the Minecraft lobby.” “Classic.” (Build up) One, two, three—we’re the ones you gotta see! (Chorus) It’s 2 whites and a wong, yeah we’re rolling deep Making all the promises that we’re gonna keep A little bit of salt, a little bit of spice Mix it all together, man, it tastes real nice. Yeah, 2 whites and a wong, catch us on the block Turning up the rhythm ‘til we break the clock! (Outro) (Smooth R&B harmonies layering over each other) 2 whites and a wong... (Yeah, that's us) The blend is strong... (Don't make a fuss) Coming to a theater or a kitchen near you. “Flush’em Productions... we out!” (Fade out with a comical "Woo!" and the sound of a record scratch)
