HARDSTYLE [Intro — Lula, soft and breathy] Oh… Mr. BeatConductor… Thank you for teaching me about… [long pause] HARDSTYLE. hardstyle… HARDSTYLE!!! [kick slams in] [Verse 1 — sweet, obedient, bouncy] I’m a good girl I learn quickly I follow your directions Turn it louder Make it filthy Teach me every section Kick goes one— Kick goes two— Look how fast I’m learning too [whisper] Am I doing it right…? [BUILD] Hard… Harder… HARDER— [DROP] HARDDDDDDSTYLE!!!! HARDSTYLE HARDSTYLE HARD-HARD-HARDSTYLE KICK IT BREAK IT BEND THE SOUND MAKE THAT NASTY BASS POUND HARDSTYLE HARDSTYLE MR. BEATCONDUCTOR— LOOK WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME NOW!!! [Break — Lula speaking, breathless and giggly] Oh, look at that…? Hehe… This is… HARDDDDDD!!!!!!! Hardstyle. HARDSTYLE!!! [Breathy breakdown — gasps, giggles, vocal chops] Ah— ah— Hah… Ohhh… Hard— hard— Hardstyle… [glitched whisper] I think I understand now… [Mr. BeatConductor-style distorted voice] Again. [Lula] …again? [MASSIVE FINAL DROP] AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! HARDSTYLE!!! HARDSTYLE!!! HARDSTYLE!!! I LEARN QUICKLY WATCH ME GO KICK DRUM HIT ME HEAD TO TOE FASTER LOUDER LOSE CONTROL BEATCONDUCTOR TAKE MY SOUL— [record scratch] [Lula, tiny voice] …musically. [giggle] HARDSTYLE!!!! [absurdly huge final kick]
