[Instrumental] (Funhouse! A ha ha ha ha) [Verse] Lights are flashing round and round In this funhouse we are bound Rudy's watching face aglow Eyes that follow where we go (I'm watching ya!) [Verse 2] Tilt the table hit the flipper Points are climbing never slipper Rudy's eyes they track the ball In this pinball free-for-all (Stop running around!) [Chorus] Rudy's always watching me In the funhouse wild and free Eyes that shine like twisted lights Guiding us through endless nights [Solo] (Hey! Don't go near the door!) [Verse 3] Buzzers ring and bumpers pop Can't escape we're on the clock Rudy's laugh it fills the air Every glance becomes a dare (I thought we were pals!) [Chorus] Rudy's always watching me In the funhouse wild and free Eyes that shine like twisted lights Guiding us through endless nights (The funhouse is closed!) [Bridge] Round and round the madness spins Rudy's grin is where it begins Play the game embrace the show His watchful eyes they'll always know (Quit playing with the clock!) [Final Chorus] Rudy's always watching me In the funhouse wild and free Eyes that shine like twisted lights Guiding us through endless nights (What did I ever do to you? You big sausage!) [Slow instrumental] (It's only pinball. He he he.) [End]
