[INTRO — THE VOICE BEFORE CREATION] Before the stars… Before the light… Before the first dimension opened its eyes… There was a sound. A little sound. A ridiculous sound. TRALALA… LALÈRE! And the universe went… WHAT THE HELL?! [VERSE 1 — BEFORE THE BEGINNING] Nothing was nowhere, silence was king, No planets, no people, no damn anything. No time on the clock, no space to explore, Not even a dance floor… not even a door! Then deep in the void, something started to grow, A cosmic vibration began down below. A mushroom appeared in a flash of light, Wearing DJ headphones in the dead of the night! [PRE-CHORUS — THE FIRST FREQUENCY] One little spore, one quantum explosion, A bassline was born in the cosmic commotion. The stars started spinning, dimensions went wild, And the Big Bang itself started dancing like a child! [CHORUS — TRALALA LALÈRE!] TRALALA LALÈRE! — THE COSMOS IS ALIVE! TRALALA LALÈRE! — WE JUST ARRIVED! From a microscopic spore to a galaxy king, DJ Champignon made the whole universe swing! TRALALA LALÈRE! — THE LEGEND BEGINS! Shake up the stars, let the madness kick in! Before there was order, before there was light, THE MUSHROOM WAS MIXING THE INFINITE NIGHT! [VERSE 2 — THE FIRST DJ SET] He mixed up the darkness with particles of gold, Turned frozen eternity into something untold. He scratched on the fabric of space and of time, Made black holes bounce to an impossible rhyme! A supernova dropped with a thunderous boom, The Milky Way danced in a mushroom-shaped room. Saturn lost a ring, Mars forgot its name, And the moon shouted, “BROTHER, DO THAT AGAIN!” [BUILD-UP — COSMIC MADNESS] Frequency rising… Reality bending… The laws of creation… ARE OFFICIALLY ENDING! Three… two… one… TRALALA… TRALALA… TRALALA LALÈÈÈÈRE! [DROP — THE FIRST COSMIC RAVE] BOOM! — LET THE GALAXIES SHAKE! BOOM! — LET THE DIMENSIONS BREAK! BOOM! — EVERY ATOM IN THE AIR! DJ CHAMPIGNON IS EVERYWHERE! TRALA-TRALA-TRALA-LALÈRE! BASS IN THE VOID! BASS EVERYWHERE! TRALA-TRALA-TRALA-LALÈRE! THE UNIVERSE WAS BORN TO DANCE — BECAUSE HE WAS THERE! [BRIDGE — THE SECRET OF HIS ORIGIN] Was he a miracle? Was he a mistake? Was he the first thing the void could create? Nobody knows. Not even the stars. Perhaps he was dancing before there were stars! One thing is certain, one thing is clear: The first cosmic beat was a mushroom's idea! [FINAL CHORUS — THE IMMORTAL LEGEND] TRALALA LALÈRE! — REMEMBER THE NAME! THE BIRTH OF THE COSMOS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! From the first vibration to infinity's shore, DJ Champignon was there before there was a floor! TRALALA LALÈRE! — LET THE LEGEND RISE! A thousand galaxies light up the skies! The universe started with a mysterious sound… And the mushroom was there… SPINNING IT ROUND AND ROUND! [OUTRO — DISTANT COSMIC WHISPER] Before the beginning… There was a beat. And somewhere in the darkness… A mushroom whispered… Tralala… lalère. [One final bass hit. Absolute silence.]
