Yea it's Monday morning alarm went off snooze it went off again snooze it again third time finally got up didn't want to but I have to be at work in 30 minutes and it's 30 minute drive my girl is still sleeping I give a light kiss making sure not to wake her jump out of bed pants check, shirt check teeth brushed, coffee full gave the fur babies a few minutes 15 minutes till start time still a 30 minute drive I don't want to get up but I want to get my girl nice things keys in hand race out the door fuck forgot coffee go back grab coffee I need a nap I need a nap I need a nap, right now I don't want the fight I just want home I need a nap, right now blue box on Wheels sits there I realize that bitch needs to wake up first I grabbed the big hammer out of the trunk set it down gently on the passenger seat and give the bitch a pep talk told her I'm already late don't need your temperamental crap 10 minutes to get to work she started on the second try I just hope the fresh-coat of duct tape holds the bumper on the back Fuck I need a nap In and out of traffic what's that it's backed up traffic stupid Nope cut through a few parking lots made it to work only 5 minutes late I need a nap I need a nap I need a nap, right now I don't want the fight I just want home I need a nap, right now boss seemed happy said you're early dude can you tell time headset on phone line open Yea, I'll just put my head down for a minute I still need that nap at the edge of wake and sleep phone rings headset flys off Nope, Nope, Nope I forgot where I was next words out my mouth got me three days off got me three days off Yup, Yup, Yup I need a nap I need a nap I need a nap, right now Spent them with my girl and the fur babies I need a nap, right now nothing on the tube yea we go 50 feet and rent one something about an ogre and a talking jack ass I've got lettuce that should be okay we sit in the living room watch the ogre and the Donkey for babies on our laps nothing special Just an ass and an ogre too high to find the Red Dot thingy I'm going to need more of these mental recovery days off they're cool they're cool... Goodnight
