[Upbeat Intro] [Verse 1] Walking down this lovely path, you spot some berries there You reach to grab a handful, I yank you by the hair Don't eat those, this is a dog walk trail Every bush and berry's covered in dog piss without fail [Chorus] It's all been pissed on, everything you see Dogs have marked this world from A to Z You think you're safe but I insist It's definitely been pissed [Verse 2] We hit the grocery store, you grab an apple quick I slap it from your hand, and give it a good kick The fancy restaurant, your filet mignon plate The kitchen freezer, prep station—sorry mate [Chorus] It's all been pissed on, everything you see Dogs have marked this world from A to Z You think you're safe but I insist It's definitely been pissed [Bridge] "What about the ocean?" Seals are just sea dogs Your bottled water, mom's cooking, birthday cake and all The moon, the stars, your pillow too [Big Chorus] It's all been pissed on, can't escape the truth From the depths of sea to outer space beyond the roof Everything you love, everything you've kissed Has absolutely, definitely been pissed [Outro] Just accept it now [End]
