
Muscle Wizard
Stay low… stay sharp… Don’t let him hear your heart… They say he’s near… they say he’s close… The one who flexes… more than most… We had a plan, we had it tight, Take the tower in the night, Then the ground began to shake That was our first mistake… Golden glow, a shadow wide, Sleeves were gone, we should have cried, Every step a thunderclap We walked right into that trap! Who invited him tonight? Who let in that shining fright? Abort mission, run away NO, HE’S LOOKING THIS WAY! OH NO IT’S THE MUSCLE WIZARD! Run, run, run, it’s the Muscle Wizard! OH NO DON’T MAKE HIM MAD! Last guy flew to another land! Duck low, don’t make a sound! If he spots us, we’re not found! Clap once, he hears it all We are NOT prepared for brawl! Run! Run! Hide your face! He just flexed and warped the space! Run! Run! Change the plan! WHY’S HE WALKING LIKE THAT, MAN?! Barry tripped and yelled “RETREAT!” Now he’s orbiting the street, Greg just tried a magic shield Now Greg’s part of open field… Every spell we try to cast Just dissolves before it lasts, He just cracks his neck and grins That’s the moment panic begins! What ho! Muscle Wizard, sir so grand Might you cast a spell at hand? … I cast… Fist. BOOM! FIST! FIST! WE ARE DONE! FIST! FIST! DID YOU SEE?! THERE GOES HALF THE GEOGRAPHY! Maps are wrong, the coast is new, There’s a crater where we stood too, We should’ve stayed at home instead Now we’re slightly… mostly dead… OH NO IT’S THE MUSCLE WIZARD! Run, run, run, it’s the Muscle Wizard! OH NO HE DID THE THING! WHY DOES PUNCHING MAKE HIM KING?! Clap once, he ends the fight! Flex twice, erase the night! We surrender, we admit WE CAN’T COMPETE WITH THAT… FIST! Next time… we fight a normal wizard… Please…

