[Verse 1] You kicked me to the curb, left my bed cold and bare, Took your wild curly hair, and I’m left sittin’ here. The echo of your peeing still runs through my mind, But all I’ve got left now is the mess you left behind. [Chorus] Oh, you broke this heart, left me with nothin’ but the smell of your fart, Your corn dog scent lingers, permeates my air. I’m stuck here reminiscin’ ‘bout the love we once shared, But all I remember now is how you never cared. Corn dog memories, they’re all I’ve got left, Of a love that was messy, and a heart that’s dead. [Verse 2] Your boots by the door, your hat on the rack, But the stench of your leaving, it’s never comin’ back. I scrub and I clean, but it won’t go away, That corn dog aroma just decided to stay. [Chorus] Oh, you broke this heart, left me with nothin’ but the smell of your fart, Your corn dog scent lingers, permeates my air. I’m stuck here reminiscin’ ‘bout the love we once shared, But all I remember now is how you never cared. Corn dog memories, they’re all I’ve got left, Of a love that was messy, and a heart that’s dead. [Bridge] I light up a candle, try to mask the smell, But it’s no use, darlin’, it’s a livin’ hell. Your ghost in the kitchen, your shadow in the hall, But the worst part of all is that corn dog call. [Chorus] Oh, you broke this heart, left me with nothin’ but the smell of your fart, Your corn dog scent lingers, permeates my air. I’m stuck here reminiscin’ ‘bout the love we once shared, But all I remember now is how you never cared. Corn dog memories, they’re all I’ve got left, Of a love that was messy, and a heart that’s dead. [Outro] So here’s to the memories, the good and the bad, The love that we had, and the stink that you left. I’ll never move on, or find someone new, And I’ll never forget that corn dog residue.