Sunlight spills on rubber boots Coffee warms, and I tie my loops The kitchen sink, the bathroom too They wait for me, like they always do With every clog, a secret spins Life’s little messes, where do I begin? Spin me ‘round, through pipes and grime Plunger in hand, we dance in time Sludge beneath our boots, but we don’t care The Plunger Waltz takes us anywhere Backyard tank, midnight calls Drainpipe echoes through the halls I twirl in muck, it’s my own parade Even the filth can’t make me afraid Every mess has a rhythm, a beat Dirty work can be sweet Spin me ‘round, through pipes and grime Plunger in hand, we dance in time Sludge beneath our boots, but we don’t care The Plunger Waltz takes us anywhere Dance with the suds, tiptoe through slime Life’s little horrors are perfectly timed Laugh at the mess, we’ll waltz through it all Even when the pipes start to call Spin me ‘round, through pipes and grime Plunger in hand, we dance in time Sludge beneath our boots, but we don’t care The Plunger Waltz takes us anywhere Yes, the Plunger Waltz… takes us anywhere
