Have a Safe Calibration (Irma)

(Verse 1) It’s the end of Descending Fire, the year’s going out with a blaze, Time to pray to the heavens for five foreboding days. The Immaculate monks are chanting, their beads worn to the string, While the rest of us are wondering what the Five Days might bring. (Chorus) Have a safe Calibration, my friends, don’t tempt your fate! The weather’s gone haywire, and Luna hides her face. Five days of chaos, the year’s about to spin— Better wear a mask tonight, to keep the spirits from coming in! (Verse 2) A god for all the other days, all four hundred twenty… But now we’ve got no calendar, no gods, but prayers aplenty. The stars have gone erratic, the winds howl through the trees, If you thought the world was over, it’s not! We just have days like these. (Chorus) Have a safe Calibration, my friends, happy summonings! The demons are ready, drawn by what the season brings. Five Days of Darkness, we’re dancing through the storm— Better watch your Circle’s sorcerer, and keep the hearth warm. (Bridge) Maybe I should summon a demon… But would my Circle be keen? Oh, I don’t think they’d like it, oh no— Though it would make the party supreme. The weather’s a nightmare, the moon’s nowhere in sight, Maybe someone could tell us what’s right? Or maybe not… it’s Calibration after all— Anything can happen when there’s no calendar to call! (Chorus) Have a safe Calibration, my friends, the year’s about to turn, With songs and masks and revelry, may no one crash and burn. Keep your wits about you, hold your courage tight— These Five Days of Darkness will give way to Air’s chilling bite. (Outro) So dress up, and dance, for Ascending Air is near, The cycle starts anew, we’ve survived another year! Have a safe Calibration, my friends, the night’s still long— Let’s frighten away bad omens with laughter, masks, and song!