[Intro] [cocky, theatrical] [sparking machinery] Alright, first off— If I wanted any lip outta you I’d pull my pants down (OOGA OOGA) Yeah yeah, hold on Dave, I’m calibratin’ history [Verse 1] [funky glam metal groove] The engine’s screamin’ purple smoke The dashboard smells like barbecue Lord Stompington keeps stompin’ circles Yellin’ “THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE IS THROUGH” He says I shook the future loose By flirtin’ in the Roman age I said “Buddy, they adored me” Now he’s frothin’ into rage I got one boot up on the console Wrench between my teeth Half the galaxy wants answers I just want some peace [Pre-Chorus] [sassy buildup] Dave keeps bangin’ on the hull With a dinosaur bone Stompington’s explainin’ timelines Like I asked to be shown [Chorus] [explosive, catchy] If I wanted any lip outta you I’d pull my pants down Now quit your cryin’ While I rewire history upside down The spaceship’s driftin’ sideways Through a neon paradox Dave’s in the back goin’ “OOGA!” While Stompington just scoffs If I wanted any lip outta you I know where lips are found So let me fix my time machine Before we all get mauled by a time hound [Verse 2] [faster, more chaotic] Lord Stompington points at equations With his tiny T-Rex arms “IF YOU MEET YOURSELF IN 19 86 YOU COULD CAUSE UNDOABLE HARMS” I said “Man, relax your scales” And tightened up a glowing coil Then accidentally opened up A wormhole in the floor Now disco cowboys from the future Keep fallin’ through the roof Dave just bonked one with a rock And proudly yelled “OOGA!” [Pre-Chorus] [dramatic] Stompington’s got vein marks poppin’ Right beneath his eyes I’m too busy lookin’ gorgeous To care about spacetime [Chorus] [huge singalong] If I wanted any lip outta you I’d pull my pants down You keep on yappin’ While I keep this bucket off the ground The flux capacitor’s shakin’ Like a washing machine possessed Dave discovered freeze-dried yogurt Now there’s chaos in the mess If I wanted any lip outta you Save it for another round I’m elbow-deep in destiny And somebody’s gotta hold this timeline down [Bridge] [breakdown groove] [Dignified british voice] “YOU CANNOT KEEP FLIRTING WITH HISTORICAL FIGURES!” [smug response] Watch me [slow heavy groove] The lights go red The walls melt blue A hundred versions of me walk through One’s wearin’ leather One’s a king One apparently married a swamp thing Stompington faints Dave eats a wire The whole dang ship catches fire [Final Chorus] [massive, over-the-top] If I wanted any lip outta you I’d pull my pants down Now everybody buckle up We’re crashin’ through another town The engines howl like monsters The stars all bend and spin Dave’s beatin’ on the control panel Like it owes him rent again If I wanted any lip outta you You heard me loud and clear Now somebody grab Lord Stompington He’s having another paradox fear [Outro] [spaceship alarms blaring] OOGA OOGA! [Dignified british voice] “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!” [confident] Maybe But we’re gonna look cool doin’ it
