I went to the local zoo to cause some trouble its what I do, the lion cage was open too so I snuck inside like a stealthy goof and gave him one swift kick with my steel toed shoe. I kicked the lion in the balls. I punt the kitty in the nuts, his beans and frank met a steel toed tank wich left him hurting and confused. [Chours] I get my kicks, from knocking people in the nuts, I laugh so hard when I see em drop and grab their guts. Down at the beach shuffling round the sand , I saw a blonde beach bodybuilder who was working on his tan, the urge just came up I thought I'd stick it to the man so I squared up my foot then cocked it back and hit him square in the pants, I kicked his nuts , I gave them balls a blast. I was laughing while running away, while he was groaning from the act. [Chours] I get my kicks, from knocking people in the nuts, I laugh so hard when I see em drop and grab their guts. I'm in an old home depot, and I'm pissing in a stall all of a sudden it gets real busy full urinals down the wall, how could I not partake such an amazing timing y'all. One by one and lickity spilit I ran and kicked each one in the balls, one by one they hit the ground pissing all over the floor on each other like some piss play lovers and snapped a photo out the door. [Chours] I get my kicks, from knocking people in the nuts, I laugh so hard when I see em drop and grab their guts.
0/500