[Verse 1] Snow falls quiet on the haunted street, Candy canes crack under phantom feet. Something laughs softly by the window frame, But the shadow on the floor doesn’t match its shape. Stockings tremble on the fireplace brick, Something crawls inside them with a click-click-click. Wrap the fear in ribbon, make it festive and bright — ‘Cause terror looks lovely under Christmas lights. [Chorus] Welcome to Jingle Hell Night, Where the sleigh bells scream and the snow ain’t white. Santa's smiling wrong, his beard too tight — And the elves crawl out like “you’re our snack tonight.” It’s holly, jolly, pure frostbite — Merry fear-mas, darling, hold on tight. [Verse 2] Gingerbread men with their jaws unglued, March from the oven in a hungry mood. The tree starts whispering: “I’ll wrap you warm,” As the lights strangle tight like a festive storm. Outside the carolers chant off-key, Eyes glowing red like a Christmas spree. They knock on the door with a lifeless grin, Singing “Let us in… let us in…” [Chorus] Welcome to Jingle Hell Night, Where the carols curse and the candles bite. Snowmen melt wrong in the pale moonlight — And the presents twitch ‘cause they’re not wrapped right. A naughty list carved in black and white — Merry fear-mas, darling, hold on tight. [Bridge] Hear the bells? They’re ringing doom. Hear the choir? They sealed your room. Hear the sleigh? It scrapes the roof — Reindeer hooves with too many hooves. [Verse 3] Tinsel coils like a silver snake, Takes your breath with a festive shake. Candy drops fall like dripping blood — Swirled red and white in a peppermint flood. Someone giggles inside the wreath, Too many teeth… way too many teeth. “Have you been nice?” the darkness calls — “Too late now — we deck the halls!” [Final Chorus] Welcome to Jingle Hell Night, Where the twinkling lights turn blinding bright. Santa laughs wrong with delight — Dragging his sack through the endless night. If you hear sleigh bells — don’t take flight… Merry fear-mas, darling… good luck tonight.
