続・回転寿司上司

ーーThe English lyrics are written below the Japanese lyricsーー [Intro] Fu fu fu　また始まる人事のロンド フリーアドレス？　ただの飾りです 座る席は“王”を称えるサイファーのよう 忖度クラウド、ログイン完了 [Verse 1] 昇進の条件 ランチミーティングの盛り上げスキル 見えない努力は邪魔なアクセ 会議は儀式、議事録は神話になる 主役は“飲みニケーション部”の常連たち 嫌われたら即、個室で 1 on 1 「君のキャリアのため」ならノープロブレム 笑顔の裏に潜む人事の刃 処刑スタイルは“キャリア支援”でカバー [Pre-Chorus] Yes! Yes! 上司にYes! 部長は本部長のペット 風通しがいいのは“お気に入り”だけ 笑顔の裏にある“人事アジェンダ” [Chorus] 回れ、回れよ、回転寿司上司 ネタは決まってる　 ごますりエキスパート ポストはぐるぐるシャリの上 味が変わらないこの職場はカオス ルールは日替わり　 王の気まぐれ舞踏会 [Verse 2] 忖度ロードマップはまだ三年続く “推しメン”にはキラキラプロジェクト 興味ゼロには炎上案件押しつけ 露骨すぎて笑うタスク管理 経費で豪遊、領収書はPDFで加工 コンプラよりまず整えろ わがままボディ、薄毛の頭頂部 人は見た目が八割なんだろう？ [Bridge] Fu fu fu　これは民主主義？ Fu fu fu　それとも忖度帝国？ Fu fu fu　あと三年続くの？ 終わったとき、誰が笑ってる？ [Final Chorus] 回れ、回れよ、回転寿司上司 ネタは決まってる　 ごますりエキスパート ポストぐるぐるシャリの上で舞う 腐った風味も味に変わる ルールは日替わり　 王の気まぐれ舞踏会 [Outro] この回転寿司、ルールは一方通行 スキャンダルは“社内共有NG” 生き残るのは“沈黙のプロ” 有能な部下に守られた メッキの王様、先は見えてる さあ、次は誰が王を狙ってる？ ーーーーーEnglishーーーーー [Intro] Fu fu fu, here we go again, the HR rondo “Free seating”? Just another decoration Every chair’s a cipher to praise the “King” Logging in to the Cloud of Sycophants [Verse 1] Promotion’s condition? Your lunchtime hype skills on display Invisible effort’s just a useless accessory Meetings are rituals, minutes become myths Main cast? The drinking-committee faithful Get disliked and it’s instant one-on-one “For your career” — oh, no problem at all Behind every smile hides the HR blade Execution masked as “career support” [Pre-Chorus] Yes! Yes! Always say Yes! The manager’s just a pet of the director “Open culture” applies to favorites only Every smile hides an agenda [Chorus] Spin, spin, revolving sushi bosses The menu never changes — Expert flattery on repeat Titles circle ‘round on rice This workplace tastes the same, pure chaos Rules are daily specials, A ballroom of the king’s whims [Verse 2] The roadmap of obedience stretches three more years “Chosen ones” get sparkling projects The rest get burning trash assignments Task management so blatant it’s a joke Expense-funded nights out, receipts fixed in PDF Forget compliance — fix appearances first Ego-packed body, thinning-haired overlord Guess 80% of judgment’s based on looks? [Bridge] Fu fu fu, is this democracy? Fu fu fu, or an empire of favors? Fu fu fu, another three years of this? When it ends, who’ll still be laughing? [Final Chorus] Spin, spin, revolving sushi bosses The menu never changes — Expert flattery on repeat Titles dance on rice plates in circles Even rotten flavors get served as gourmet Rules are daily specials, A ballroom of the king’s whims [Outro] This sushi belt runs one way only Scandals marked “Internal use only” Survivors are masters of silence The glitter-king guarded by capable pawns But his shine’s already fading — So tell me, who’s aiming for the crown next?