🎶 "GM Gone Wild!" 🎶

Ragtime, country, comedy, similar toe Ray Steven’s style

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🎶 "GM Gone Wild!" 🎶
(By The Lobby Legends)
[Verse 1]
Wake up call at 5-oh-3,
Coffee’s dead, no time for tea.
Guest’s complainin’ ’bout the AC hummin’,
And the toilet in 214 won’t stop runnin’!
Got a youth team fill’n’ up the lobby,
Coach says, “Sorry,” but they’re gettin’ rowdy.
Bus tour's late and the eggs are gone—
Welcome to my circus at the break of dawn!
[Chorus]
🎵 I’m a GM gone wild, with a clipboard and a smile,
Workin’ every shift in every freakin’ style.
From clogged-up drains to skinny dippin’ fools,
I’m the mayor, the plumber, and the keeper of rules!
My phone’s on fire and my inbox is cursed,
But I fake it real good—could be better, could be worse!
Yeah I’m runnin’ this joint like a runaway train—
Tomorrow I’ll do it all over again! 🎵
[Verse 2]
Housekeeper's cryin’, front desk quit,
Chef’s MIA—so I’m cookin’ grits!
Sales team’s off at another long lunch,
While I’m unplungin’ toilets with a smile. 
Wedding in the ballroom, bridezilla’s mad,
She wanted ivory, not eggshell, and momma screaming just so sad!
Kid just puked in the fitness zone,
And a raccoon’s nappin’ in the dumpster cone.
[Bridge – “Zen Moment Breakdown”]
Ran into the linen closet for a quiet scream...
But found a couple makin’ out—well, I almost lost it!
Checked the cameras, what do I see?
Three teens moonin’ on the big oak tree!
Deep breath... namaste... screw it—more coffee!
[Chorus]
🎵 I’m a GM gone wild, with a tie and a twitch,
Dodgin’ curveballs, guest reviews, and the occasional witch.
Catering for 90 and a DJ who's drunk,
And the maintenance guy’s locked in the laundry bunk.
Payroll’s late, but I’m still smilin’ wide—
‘Cause this madhouse? Yeah, it’s my freakin’ pride.
I keep the lights on, the doors swingin’ free,
This crazy ol’ hotel’s runnin’ on me! 🎵
[Outro – Shouted Over Sax Solo]
“Ma’am, no glass near the jacuzzi!”
“Yes, I do work here—I'm the General Friggin’ Manager!”
"Security! We've got a bachelorette party on the roof!”
"I'll call you back, I’m refilling the waffle mix!"
🎵 It’s a GM’s life, ain’t for the tame—
But I love this madness, and I own the game! 🎵

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🎶 "GM Gone Wild!" 🎶 (By The Lobby Legends) [Verse 1] Wake up call at 5-oh-3, Coffee’s dead, no time for tea. Guest’s complainin’ ’bout the AC hummin’, And the toilet in 214 won’t stop runnin’! Got a youth team fill’n’ up the lobby, Coach says, “Sorry,” but they’re gettin’ rowdy. Bus tour's late and the eggs are gone— Welcome to my circus at the break of dawn! [Chorus] 🎵 I’m a GM gone wild, with a clipboard and a smile, Workin’ every shift in every freakin’ style. From clogged-up drains to skinny dippin’ fools, I’m the mayor, the plumber, and the keeper of rules! My phone’s on fire and my inbox is cursed, But I fake it real good—could be better, could be worse! Yeah I’m runnin’ this joint like a runaway train— Tomorrow I’ll do it all over again! 🎵 [Verse 2] Housekeeper's cryin’, front desk quit, Chef’s MIA—so I’m cookin’ grits! Sales team’s off at another long lunch, While I’m unplungin’ toilets with a smile. Wedding in the ballroom, bridezilla’s mad, She wanted ivory, not eggshell, and momma screaming just so sad! Kid just puked in the fitness zone, And a raccoon’s nappin’ in the dumpster cone. [Bridge – “Zen Moment Breakdown”] Ran into the linen closet for a quiet scream... But found a couple makin’ out—well, I almost lost it! Checked the cameras, what do I see? Three teens moonin’ on the big oak tree! Deep breath... namaste... screw it—more coffee! [Chorus] 🎵 I’m a GM gone wild, with a tie and a twitch, Dodgin’ curveballs, guest reviews, and the occasional witch. Catering for 90 and a DJ who's drunk, And the maintenance guy’s locked in the laundry bunk. Payroll’s late, but I’m still smilin’ wide— ‘Cause this madhouse? Yeah, it’s my freakin’ pride. I keep the lights on, the doors swingin’ free, This crazy ol’ hotel’s runnin’ on me! 🎵 [Outro – Shouted Over Sax Solo] “Ma’am, no glass near the jacuzzi!” “Yes, I do work here—I'm the General Friggin’ Manager!” "Security! We've got a bachelorette party on the roof!” "I'll call you back, I’m refilling the waffle mix!" 🎵 It’s a GM’s life, ain’t for the tame— But I love this madness, and I own the game! 🎵

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