Two Euro Sixty - a Yallys ᛃᚨᛚᛚᛃᛋ Cover!

All right, lads... this is the last song of the night... Hahaha! Ah come on, don’t look at me like that! Me legs are dyin’ up here! But listen... if ye give me EVERYTHING on this one... if this place shakes so hard the politicians hear us all the way in Paris... Then for this last song, I want every voice, every fist, every broken soul singin’ with us tonight! No silence! No fear! No bullshit television stories tellin’ ye who the real enemy is! Tonight we sing for everyone they point fingers at... while the real thieves drink champagne above our heads! This song is called... TWO EUROS SIXTY!!! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! COME ON, LADS! THIS ONE’S FOR THE MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINAL IN FRANCE... A WOMAN WITH A CHOCOLATE BAR!!! Breaking news at seven, “society’s collapsing tonight!” A stolen candy bar has politicians terrified! Twenty cameras zooming on a shaking shopping cart While billionaires eat countries whole and call it “playing smart” A woman cries on daytime TV under supermarket lights TWO EUROS SIXTY! But offshore bank accounts disappear beyond the public eye WHO’S THE REAL THIEF?! Oi! OI! OI! WHO STOLE THE FUTURE?! THEY DID! THEY DID! OOHH!! Every channel feeds on panic like starving fuckin’ dogs Turning crumbs into disasters while corruption hides in fog Old men in expensive suits talk law and morality While stealing schools and hospitals through legal robbery Ye can starve beneath their towers if ye do it silently KEEP IT CLEAN! But steal a billion wearin’ ties and they call it “economy” WHAT A JOKE! Point the cameras lower! Make the poor the enemy! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! That’s the price of your nightly fear! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! While the rich make billions disappear! HEY! HEY! LOOK AWAY! There’s a scandal they don’t wanna say! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! THE REAL THIEVES DRINK CHAMPAGNE! COME ON, LADS! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! COME ON, LADS! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! COME ON, LADS! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! A mother steals to feed a child and suddenly she’s public trash But bankers crash entire worlds and still walk out with bags of cash Ye teach us fear through television so we never look above Keep us fightin’ in the gutters while ye auction off our blood I could laugh... I could fuckin’ laugh... if it wasn’t all so fuckin’ sad SO FUCKIN’ SAD! Cause the system built this misery then blames the ones it had BLAME THE POOR! Listen to me, lads... They want us afraid of each other... because scared people never look at the people above them... So tonight... we sing louder than their lies... WHO ARE THE REAL THIEVES?! THEY ARE! THEY ARE! WHO PAYS THE PRICE?! WE DO! WE DO! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! That’s the price of your nightly fear! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! While the rich make billions disappear! HEY! HEY! LOOK AWAY! There’s a scandal they don’t wanna say! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! THE REAL THIEVES DRINK CHAMPAGNE! One last time, me friends! ONE! TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! That’s the price of your nightly fear! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! While the rich make billions disappear! HEY! HEY! LOOK AWAY! There’s a scandal they don’t wanna say! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! THE REAL THIEVES DRINK CHAMPAGNE! COME ON! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! THE REAL THIEVES DRINK CHAMPAGNE! Lads... ye were absolutely insane tonight... Thank ye for every scream, every whistle, every voice... Travel safe. Take care of each other. And never let the bastards decide who deserves your anger. We love ye, lads! GOODNIGHT!!! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! That’s the price of your nightly fear! COME ON! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! While the rich make billions disappear! HEY! HEY! LOOK AWAY! There’s a scandal they don’t wanna say! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! THE REAL THIEVES DRINK CHAMPAGNE! Thank ye... Thank ye... Thank ye, Yallys... THANK YE, YALLYS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! TWO! EUROS! SIXTY! THE REAL THIEVES... DRINK... CHAMPAGNE!