[Intro] Wormhole Police, we in control! We scan the holes... we probe the space... J-space gang! Let’s roll! [Chorus] Probes and holes, probes and holes, Gotta scan ‘em down before we roll! Ain’t no gate, no local chat, Just cloak up tight and watch the map! Probes and holes, probes and holes, Gotta watch for Krabs and shady trolls! You drop a depot? That’s a crime! Wormhole Police gonna make you mine! [Verse 1] Warp to the sun, launch combat probes, Gonna find your safe, take all your loots! You thought you hid, but nah, my dude, D-Scan’s hot, you’re about to get boo’d! Creepin’ through the chain, I’m checkin' mass, A wormhole’s life is real damn fast! Did you think your fit was sick? I got a hundred-man triglavian clique! Eviction’s set, your fort is doomed, Got siege dreads comin’ in real soon! Bubble your pod, no home for you, Say "hi" to the locals in J-Six-Two! [Chorus] Probes and holes, probes and holes, Gotta scan ‘em down before we roll! Sig’s been up? Someone’s near, Better watch your back ‘cause we’re right here! Probes and holes, probes and holes, I’m scanning deep while my Ishtar trolls! Don’t be dumb, check your sigs, Or a blops fleet might wreck your rigs! [Verse 2] I see a Noctis, think he’s slick, Salvagin' wrecks like he owns this shtick! But I got a stratios, ready to jump, Droppin' out of cloak—say goodbye, you chump! Rollin’ the hole with battleships, Max mass jump, get that crit! You got a scout? We saw ‘em too, Shot his pod, sent him back to Poitot dude! J-space livin’, never stale, We dunk on corps that bring a fail! You didn’t roll, you left a trace, Now your loot’s in my cargo space! [Bridge] Gotta roll that hole, Gotta find my prey, Gotta drop my probes, Gotta scan all day! Covert cyno, bring the pain, Hot drop in a sleeper chain! You thought it was safe? Man, not today, I got 50 Leshaks on the way! [Chorus] Probes and holes, probes and holes, Gotta scan ‘em down before we roll! Eviction day? Pack your sh*t, ‘Cause we brought a whole damn dreadnought fleet! Probes and holes, probes and holes, We police the space, we make the rules! Trespass here? That’s too bad, Your killmail’s now my launchpad! [Outro] Wormhole life, we livin’ large, We don’t do gates, we take the charge! Scan it down, watch the map, One wrong step and it’s game over, chap! Probes and holes, probes and holes... Wormhole Police, takin’ control!
