[Verse] It was Christmas Eve, the house aglow,Lights and tinsel stealing the show.I was in the living room, lasers in play,Beaming up the night in a mad display.Grandma came down for a cuppa tea,Unaware of the chaos about to be free. [Chorus] Grandma got deleted by a laser beam,Walking down our stairs on Christmas Eve.It was a sight that defied every dream,Grandma got deleted by a laser beam. [Verse] She shuffled down, her slippers so slow,While my lasers danced in a neon glow.A flick of my wrist, a beam went wild,Zapped dear Grandma, fate unbeguiled.She blinked out fast, no scream, no fuss,Just a puff of glitter left for us. [Chorus] Grandma got deleted by a laser beam,Walking down our stairs on Christmas Eve.It was a sight that defied every dream,Grandma got deleted by a laser beam. [Verse] Mom dropped the turkey, Dad spilled his brew,"What in the world did you just do?"I stood there frozen, lasers still hot,Guilt in my gut, a twisted knot.We called her name, searched high and low,But Grandma was gone Where’d she go? [Chorus] Grandma got deleted by a laser beam,Walking down our stairs on Christmas Eve.It was a sight that defied every dream,Grandma got deleted by a laser beam. [Verse] Then a flash erupted, a jingle bell hum,Grandma popped back—where’d she come from?Snow in her hair, a grin so wide,"I hitched with Santa on his sleigh ride!"The lasers weren’t death, but a portal so grand,Sent her to the North Pole, that snowy land. [Final Chorus] Now every Christmas, we toast that night,When Grandma zapped off, then returned in flight.With lasers and cheer, we relive the scene,The wildest damn Christmas there’s ever been!
