(Intro) (Sound of a cash register opening: "Cha-ching!") (A heavy, thumping bassline kicks in) Spoken: One, two, three, four... million. Start the count, boys. We’ve got work to do. (Verse 1) (The user’s lyrics, delivered with a sly, nursery-rhyme cadence) One for me and one for you, one for meee-e-eee One for you and one for me, but that's just a little lie, I didn’t care for you at all, My eye filled with gold, All I want is your cash All I want is that green. (Pre-Chorus) You think I’m sharing the pie? Oh, honey, take a look at the sky! I built a tower just to block out the sun, And my counting has only begun! (Chorus) (Explosion of brass instruments) I’m a little greedy man Aiming for the top, through it all, ‘Cause all I care is that green, All I care about is that grow But not for you, but for me ‘Cause I’m a greedy little man! (Verse 2) (Music drops to just bass and drums, sneaking around) I’ll sell you the air that you breathe in your chest, I’ll take all your diamonds and leave you the rest (which is nothing!) I’ll smile and I’ll shake on a deal made of smoke, By the time that you read it, you’ll see it’s a joke. My pockets are heavy, my morals are light, I sleep on a mattress of money at night! (Chorus) (Loud and bombastic) I’m a little greedy man Aiming for the top, through it all, ‘Cause all I care is that green, All I care about is that grow But not for you, but for me ‘Cause I’m a greedy little man! (Bridge) (Tempo slows down, becoming dramatic and theatrical) They say, "You can't take it with you when you go." Well, I’m gonna try, just so you know! Stack it to the ceiling, stack it to the moon, I’m dancing a waltz to a profitable tune. Mine, mine, mine! It’s the sweetest word, The most beautiful song that I ever heard! (Guitar Solo / Dance Break) (Fast-paced, frantic energy, sounds of coins dropping in rhythm) (Chorus) (Maximum volume, high energy) I’m a little greedy man Aiming for the top, through it all, ‘Cause all I care is that green, All I care about is that grow But not for you, but for me... (Outro) No, not for you! Never for you! Just for me. (Music stops abruptly) ...Keep the change.
