Shrink-wrapped pretty, never handled Every corner factory clean Weighed and measured, labelled lovely Sweetest thing you've never seen Store me cool and keep me dark Handle only as directed Small print running down my side Says if you open me... Void the warranty Tear the corner, take the wrapping off Void the warranty Ain't no putting me back in the box Fingerprint across my finish Little crease where you pressed in I was cool, I was dark, I was perfect Now I'm all across your skin Store me cool and keep me dark Handle only as directed Small print running down my side Says if you open me... Void the warranty Tear the corner, take the wrapping off Void the warranty Ain't no putting me back in the box May cause sweetness, may cause hunger May cause hours to go missing Do not operate heavy machinery Do not drive me home Three little letters on my label You never asked me what they mean Touch has consequences Void the warranty Tear the corner, take the wrapping off Void the warranty Ain't no putting us back in the box Void the warranty Void the warranty Look what you did to my finish
