No CHerry dr pepper

Okay, the song is called Port Washington, and it's about the fact that there's no fucking cherry Dr. Pepper in Port Washington. Yes, it's beautiful, it's really fucking nice, but there's no cherry Dr. Pepper. ive just moved to port washington its been a while since i felt the sun but its here on me now and some and my new neighbor is handsome but i have a weird theory underneath all the cheery why is there no cherry dr pepper.... all they have is the zero cherry but that shit runs thru me and pepsi sucks but im in luck its on sale so i take a bale and then i see the answer to my problem a jar of marichino cherries and all the dr pepper i can carry but still why is there no cherry dr pepper what are they doing in waco, get the fuck up and make more flood the market on my say so so i can get them at stop and shop for a really good deal ive just moved to port washington its been a while since i felt the sun but its here on me now and some and my new neighbor is handsome but i have a weird theory underneath all the cheery why is there no cherry dr pepper....