[Verse 1] On the freeway In your lifted white pick-up truck Doggin' tailgates A bully always out there pushin' his luck [Refrain] You're a douchebag (douchebag) Hey, you're nothin' but a douchebag You're a douchebag (douchebag) Yeah, you're nothin' but a douchebag [Verse 2] Your backwards ball cap About as filthy as your old-ass shoes Your tribal armband Was cool a minute maybe in ninety-two [Refrain] You're a douchebag (douchebag) Hey, you're nothin' but a douchebag You're a douchebag (douchebag) Yeah, you're nothin' but a douchebag [Verse 3] You flex your paycheck But always somehow leave your wallet at home You prey on trainwrecks Who'd rather pay bartabs than be all alone [Refrain] You're a douchebag (douchebag) Hey, you're nothin' but a douchebag You're a douchebag (douchebag) Yeah, you're nothin' but a douchebag [Verse 4] Your perception no self-awareness of what you lack It's a deception And yet the reason why they keep comin' back [Refrain] You're a douchebag (douchebag) Hey, you're nothin' but a douchebag You're a douchebag (douchebag) No, no, you're nothin' but a douchebag
