The "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes", they say it's well-made But are we just re-treading, another safe parade? "A Quiet Place: Day One," should've killed the score Just ambient noise, nothing more, nothing more! "Alien: Romulus", a greatest hits, they claim But "for modern ADHD riddled stupid audiences," it's a soft remake, the same old game (Chorus) Damn you, Hollywood! "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice", a sequel we didn't need While "Borderlands" fan service, fails to plant a seed "Civil War," was it a warning or just a scene? Journalists on pedestals, are they as clean as they seem? Damn you, Hollywood! (Verse 2) "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire," partying with monsters, what a sight Is it intelligent or just a blockbuster, taking flight? Then "Joker: Folie à Deux", a musical stretched too thin "The Singing in the Rain gag from Clockwork Orange stretched to two hours," where do we begin? "Kraven the Hunter," another hero, or a villain in disguise? While "Kung Fu Panda 4," just squeezes your pinky and says "skadoosh" before our eyes (Chorus) Damn you, Hollywood! "Late Night with the Devil," tongue-in-cheek, a horror show we crave While "Migration" takes forever to its destination, like a long ride in a grave "Rebel Moon," buried alive in snow, a frozen scene While "Sonic the Hedgehog 3" makes the box office green Damn you, Hollywood! (Bridge) "The Bikeriders" moments, beautifully made, but where’s the story? Did "The Crow" return, with a soundtrack, in all its former glory? "The Fall Guy," action and romance, a PR pitch, not a review While "The Top 10 Worst Movies," made us question everything that we knew (Guitar Solo) (Verse 3) "Twisters" a bizarre state of cinema a dead feeling too Then "Venom: The Last Dance," where the superhero genre dies, it's true "Wicked" a cultural centerpiece, a musical trend it seems "Dear childless cat ladies stop singing in the movie theater" with all your dreams (Chorus) Damn you, Hollywood! "No spark of genius, just money and [beep]!" A cycle of sequels, and then more of the same "Oh my Hollywood why even try?" We're just here to tear down the lies.
