[Intro - Spoken/Rapped] Well, damn. Who let the fairy tale into the liquor cabinet? [Verse - Quick Talk/Rap] One horn, four hooves, bad reputation Glitter on the floor needs an explanation You rub my ego, I’ll grant you a wish Prince Charming never rode like this No white knight, just a neon fool Got kicked outta heaven for breaking the rules Your halo’s crooked, mine’s long gone Quit acting shocked—you put this song on! [Hook - Lead / Gang] HORNY UNICORN! [Gang] FOUR! YOU! [Lead] CAN’T WALK STRAIGHT? [Gang] NEITHER CAN YOU! [Lead] SADDLE THAT MAGIC—SEE WHAT IT’LL DO! I’M A HORNY UNICORN— [Gang] FOUR! YOU! [Outro - Spoken/Rapped] That glitter? Yeah… good luck explaining that.
