[Intro] Damn girl Damn girl Damn girl [Verse 1] Damn Janeane Garofola, yo ass is fine Even though you clown, sarcastic all the time I think your sweet voice on the phone, and your smile Girl, you really rock that Voodoo style You is the bomb on tour, the cats, the moose, the squirrel How badass is that? And that joint with Owen Wilson where the plot was just crazy Good luck, I gotta have you, baby Nah, I'm just playing, maybe Really though, I just wanna pay some respect For a girl of the world, shining pearl, keeping all the universe in check Ladies and gents, do not take such genius for granted Nor such booty, I mean, beauty for granted And for y'all who didn't know, there you go That's G-A-R-A-F-A-L-O [Chorus] So damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering [Verse 2] Damn, we can't update your post, it's fine Fay, Tina Fay, agent double-O-nine Why don't we give her a perfect score? Maybe because she's a dirty crack whore Psyche! That's not nice, you might embarrass her Impossible, she got too much character Yet, she's a woman, the real thing Gimme your wink, let me see your eyes blink I plan my week around 11:15 Saturday Night, during Mad TV Sit on the couch, wear a ballpack, Pajamaic Talking 'bout this girl need some motherfucking nemics Look no further, bitches, this chick will leave you in stitches So hit your switches, girl, bounce, baby, do it for the people There is no equal in the late night talk scene Tina is queen [Chorus] Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering [Verse 3] You know what they say: the best for last Darkest sense of humor in the whole land mass Christina DeRitchie, ooh, ain't she cute? Hottest little chick in a black cat suit I've ever seen, oh wait, I've never seen Maybe in a dream I've seen amphetamines, like Damn girl, you do that thing, girl Innocent, powerful, stormy rain, girl Life is pain, girl Tangerang, tangerine [Chorus] Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, the rims on your black Cadillac is so fabulous Damn girl, your intellect and your Cadillac is so fat Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering Damn girl, your intellect and your Cadillac is so fat Damn girl, the rims on your black Cadillac is so fabulous Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering [Bridge] So Fine Damn girl Chyna Garoppolo Christina Ricci Tina Fey They so fire Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Here we go, huh, huh Oh, and if I ever meet True Berry Morgedoe I'm gonna be, ooh, very sore Yeah, what's up, Tommy? Go piss off your mommy Get your ass back up north, you motherfucking Tommy Faster, it won't be the last turd you laid on your lawn Before long gone But isn't Canada a socialist country? I do not know, but your lip is on my bum knee Man, that was dumb, gee, yeah Well, it's a free country, come on, keep it funky [Verse 4] I said, come on, keep it funky [Chorus] Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is so thick Damn girl, your intellect and comedic wit is just staggering [Outro] Damn girl, staggering Damn girl, staggering, staggering Staggering Damn girl, the rims on your black Cadillac is so fat
