[John] Yo, it's the battle of the gay son with the rainbow pride, Against the thot daughter, cheeks spread, ready to ride. My gay son got bars, he ain't afraid to show, And my thot daughter's in the building, ready to blow. (Let’s go) [Mark] Yo, I’m the gay son, fly and fabulous, My sister’s streaming on Twitch, looking scandalous. I’m livin’ my truth, leaving haters in disdain, While she’s on only fans bringing shame on the family name. [Sarah] Step aside batty boy, ‘cos I’m the thot daughter, Grab your popcorn, come and witness the slaughter. You’re a disappointment, never played any sports, that’s right, At least Daddy still loves me, he cries my name every night (Oh!)