************************************************ My apologies to Lewis Carroll. And this is surprisingly harder than it seemed. ************************************************ Title: Wannish Vilepresh Genre: Spoken Word Comedy with elements of Jazz Fusion and Beat Poetry, finger snapping --- [Finger snaps to the beat] I wander pash the Daygodah It flashes sniks of ruddy sked - rah I stay beyond it's frilly reach Pasch its brixt, no splinch, no breach. I took the lonnic crend, fa'feam then lerd down where kundles leem, Byered and sund till haxon's clared, Even the dundred Frelk no linger dared. I sloke up grodgy, aubir gelm I overmally tropped, Sloomed down hill, my face did clush and stopped. Horsooth honch crips filled my fears, Immonchining velvet lunkin grunching near. The air plumpates with wannish vilepresh, Best re-drest fore hallish ackwares thresh I fornage 'cross the vendrent low, Full alip now, clesping tunt and clow. The sooth of thresh becomes a dotting pash, I continue at finelle roosh till out the toetadash. Hang dooth brash my tum, ett I moost doost soon, Pahmlish, drunde in sillic juice, mooms to feel the loon