**Verse 1:** Yo, it's 50 Pence, rollin' down the street, Saw a kebab shop, thought I'd grab a treat. But my pockets were light, just a couple of coins, So I hatched a plan, yeah, I made some noise. **Chorus:** 50 Pence, tryna lift a kebab, In the hood, he's the local celeb. With a swagger and a grin, he's on the run, But the kebab shop's owner ain't havin' none. **Verse 2:** Walked in smooth, like a boss on the scene, Asked for a kebab, extra sauce, extra lean. But the owner saw through my slick disguise, Said, "50 Pence, you ain't payin', no surprise." **Chorus:** 50 Pence, tryna lift a kebab, In the hood, he's the local celeb. With a swagger and a grin, he's on the run, But the kebab shop's owner ain't havin' none. **Verse 3:** Made a dash for the door, kebab in hand, But the owner's quick, had a backup plan. He called out, "Hey, you better pay up, son," But I laughed and said, "Catch me if you can, hun." **Chorus:** 50 Pence, tryna lift a kebab, In the hood, he's the local celeb. With a swagger and a grin, he's on the run, But the kebab shop's owner ain't havin' none. **Verse 4:** Ran down the block, kebab in tow, But the owner's fast, man, he's got that flow. Caught up to me, said, "Time to pay your dues," So I handed him my coins, said, "Keep the change, dude." **Chorus:** 50 Pence, tryna lift a kebab, In the hood, he's the local celeb. With a swagger and a grin, he's on the run, But the kebab shop's owner ain't havin' none.
