MC Ca$h-ew

𝑴𝑪 𝑪𝒂$𝒉-𝒆𝒘 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Lyrics © 2026 Maris S. I'm the man (who is this man?) I'm the man (who is this man?) I'm the man (who is this man?) Got the gangsta plan, nobody gave a damn Pop-pop-pop-popcorn Poppin' and droppin' with his little BB Pop-pop-pop-popcorn Posin' and shootin' like he's on MTV He thinks he's so fly, thinks he is VIP While wavin' around his sister's BB Shake that salt, melt that butter Pop pop pop that corn Watch it drip and hear it sputter He called himself Big Ice 'Cause he is so cool, but then it was too nice of a name To show off and it had no game with the ladies So they blew him off Even though he got the dough and he would show it By spreading joy, like sushi with soy, there was no ploy and he wasn't coy To spread the dough, so Dough Boy was born But they scoffed, he took that scorn So he went nuts, he flipped the script with no fuss He found his stride, no more need to hide and swelling with pride He went badass, so he thought Because he went nuts and is allergic to nuts And it's just as bad as the rhymes that he wrought He made up something new Here comes our star MC Ca$h-ew Pop-pop-pop-popcorn Poppin' and droppin' with his little BB Pop-pop-pop-popcorn Posin' and shootin' like he's on MTV He thinks he's so fly, thinks he is VIP While wavin' around his sister's BB MC Ca$h-ew in da house In the cellar, basement dweller, where he plans to sell the Debut album, number one on The billboard charts, he thought he'd won And count the green, to reign supreme though all his songs Are still not finished, not even one He's got no demo but wrote a memo how he'd spend that cake Once he makes his big break just like Drake or 50 Cent 'Cause in the end he'll sell a million copies, maybe two The record labels will come through and they will send him 'Round the world, make him a star Believe his word, you'll be in awe of his skill to spin a rhyme Just chill, my bro, and in no time The groupies will fulfill all of your wishes But for now, your mom calls you to do the dishes I'm the man (who is this man?) I'm the man Shake that salt, melt that butter Watch it drip and hear it sputter I'm the man (who is this man?) Got-got-got the gangsta plan Pop-pop-pop-popcorn Yappin' and rappin' his new little song Pop-pop-pop-popcorn Spittin' and hittin' like nothing is wrong He thinks he's got the world in his lap You heard his debut — The Popcorn Rap