" I love you, Even if..."

(Intro — spoken) You ready, honey? I roasted you… Now it’s your turn to talk. But don’t get too brave, hmm? 😌 (Verse 1 — Her) I ask “How’s your health, baby?” And you act like I diagnosed you with stage 10 drama. Relax, honey… I’m not giving you mountain herbs, I’m literally just asking if you ate lunch. You reply like, “What you trying to say, woman?” And I’m like— Sir… calm down… nobody attacking your ego. It’s not a war zone, it’s a QUESTION. (Chorus — Her) Ohhh honey, you’re a full-time job, no salary, no rest day, NO benefits. But I still clock in every morning— look at love… making me stupid. 😩❤️ You stress me, you bless me, you confuse me daily. But do I leave? NO. ‘Cause I love you… and also because the dating pool got pee in it. 🙃 (Verse 2 — Her) You said, “If I stop saying goodnight, it means I don’t love you anymore.” So when you skipped it last night, my soul packed bags and booked a flight. I fainted in slow motion— Caribbean drama queen style. But maybe you just fell asleep, tired, hungry, or moody like usual. Either way, I forgive you, ‘cause you’re still kinda cute. (Pre-Chorus — Her) When I talk, you talk OVER me. Sir, please— I wasn’t finished. 😌 You’re not a podcast I can pause, but honestly? Sometimes I wanna unplug you. (🔥 MALE COMEBACK VERSE — His turn 😅) (Ahem… baby girl, let me talk now…) (Verse — Him) Woman, I hear you, yes I do, but sometimes your worry sounds like déjà vu. You ask me “Did you eat?” five times a day— I get full from the questions alone, okay? When I don’t say goodnight, you start writing season 4 of our breakup show… Relax, honey— I probably just fell asleep scrolling TikTok too slow. And when I talk over you, it’s not ‘cause I don’t care— it’s because you talk fast like a podcast at 1.75 speed in the air. Slow down, baby… My brain is buffering. (Spoken) And by the way, you say you forgive me… but you bring up the story 17 times. That’s not forgiveness, that’s a replay button, darling. 😌 (Roast back) You roast me? I roast you too— you dramatic, adorable mess. But I love you hard, even when you stress. (Chorus — Both) Honey, we stress each other, but we still stick together. You annoy me, I annoy you, yet somehow that makes us better. You’re my chaos, I’m your storm, but we dance in the rain like fools. Love is crazy— but somehow, it still rules. (Final Bridge — Both, laughing) (Her) Don’t drift away, okay? (Him) With you? Never, woman. Who else gonna handle your monologue? (Her) Boy, please… you love this. (Him) …Unfortunately, yes. 😌❤️ (Final Line — Both) Yeah, we roast each other daily… but we still choose each other anyway.