*(Intro – Spoken)* One county. Ten buses. Absolute route chaos. Welcome to Warwickshire. --- *(Verse 1 – The Delay Makes No Sense)* 664 out of Southam side, Four minutes late at morning ride, Question is… how does that happen there? It’s basically one road through open air 😭 A425 stretching countryside, Long Itchington rolling by, Offchurch bends then Cubbington near, Lillington roads appearing clear. --- *(Verse 2 – Changing Plans Early)* 63 was running late again, Couldn’t risk the chain to end, So X17 became the move, Kenilworth roads in bypass groove. War Memorial Park outside, Coventry skyline on the ride, Sometimes loops survive by chance— One decision shifts the dance. --- *(Chorus)* 🎵 Warwickshire wide, buses collide, One giant loop across the countryside, Late buses, diversions, random speed— Still somehow everything proceeds. X17, X18 too, 63 carrying the route on through, From Nuneaton down to Southam roads— Another legendary transport ode. 🎵 --- *(Verse 3 – Empty Double Digits)* 148 toward Nuneaton way, Completely empty half the day, Probably ‘cause the earlier ride— Scooped the passengers countryside. Bishopsgate Green then Foleshill flow, Longford roads where the warehouses grow, Exhall stretch and Bedworth line— Quietest ride in a long long time. --- *(Verse 4 – The Longest Bus)* 84 at 10:28, Wouldn’t escape that bus till late 😭 Bedworth, Bulkington countryside bends, Barnacle roads that never end, Shilton lanes and Ansty glide, Ansty Park on the left-hand side. Then somehow into Leicestershire too— A5 crossing county view. Barely any passengers there, Just me and silence in the air. --- *(Bridge – The Rush Connection)* Then the moment the 84 arrived— 63 appeared outside 😭 Instant sprint across the stand— Pure loop survival instinct planned. --- *(Verse 5 – Half a 664)* 63 down through Stockton roads, Southam backroads overload, Then suddenly the route looked strange— Basically half a 664 lane 😭 iykyk. Radford Semele rolling near, Leamington skyline finally here. --- *(Verse 6 – Tesco Economics)* Tesco meal deal locked in place, Cheaper option wins the race. BBQ beef sandwich too, Popchips lentil coming through, Orange Capri-Sun on side— More money left for Monster rides 😭 --- *(Verse 7 – Filling Time Again)* X18 because waiting’s dead, No bus nerd sits around instead. A46 bypass blur, Cheylesmore traffic passing by in a stir, Gosford Green then Coventry glow— Just another filler flow. --- *(Verse 8 – The X17 Incident)* Then the X17 turned absurd, Late enough to catch the third 😭 Original bus finally came— Running almost exactly the same. So I rode both because why not? Pump Rooms views and another shot. Leamington circles once again— Loop logic frying my brain. --- *(Verse 9 – Final Chaos)* X18 back up to Parade, Bossman shop Monster lemonade. Then 63 to close the night, Everything feeling normal… right? Wrong 😭 Ufton crossroads suddenly turns, Bus diving through Southam turns, Skipping college then looping back— A425 closure wrecked the track. I jumped off before the madness grew— Bypassed the chaos completely through. --- *(Final Chorus)* 🎵 Warwickshire wide, one more ride, Ten buses crossing side to side, Diversions, delays and weird route plays— Still connected all the ways. From Coventry lights to rural bends, Every loop somehow still extends, One giant county mapped tonight— Warwickshire motion locked in tight. 🎵 --- *(Outro – Spoken)* Ten buses. One county. And somehow the final route… became a maze.
