[Intro] [whispered] [spoken] Settle it right now The battle of the Nile, the battle of the Nile Ayo, I'm the Pharaoh and the Sorcerer King Mayan warrior [gun loading] Let's go [Verse 1: Egyptian Tribal Guy] [shouting] Yo, you ain't that tough I saw you took the bus, oh, we get it, you broke, broke Your girl made us laugh 'Cause when she fell flat, it was only her nose, nose Y'all go extinct Crops won't grow My face, a sphinx Your face, a no Your king can't bling But your king can blow Your pyramids look like you built 'em at Lowe's I had some time, I'm makin' a rhyme 'Cause they don't pay me overtime Y'all invented the wheel But we invented the line Noah's Ark and Mayan [blip] Yeah, it's a myth Don't go to war Get your king a new sword He needs to stop fighting with a twig Like, please don't He said, "We must, bro" You're in a bando I bet your kids sleep on a dirt floor I bet your crib smaller than a bird's home He tried to cross the sea on a canoe, though Oh, wow You got a bow and arrow I got a hundred cows You go to your job on a camel I pull up on a chariot now [Chorus: Egyptian Tribal Guy] The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile [Verse 2: Mayan Warrior] Oh, here we go, the Egyptian Tribe Guy Just to be clear, I said, "Egyptian Tribe Guy" 'Cause I don't know his name 'Cause no one knows his name Yeah, we were gonna go invade But when we came, there was no one to invade What'd you do with 'em? [chuckles] There's no one there, it's not fair He says it's a "bando" That's where he went That's why your girls wear So many scarves, 'cause your face is a scare You try to cross the sea on a raft We invented the bath We invented the bath We invented the bath You were built like a graph You were built like a graph I'm not talking 'bout giraffes But you should be afraid of me You should really be afraid of me Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming Better watch your wives, your kids, and your mummies I don't wanna get too graphic 'Cause that would be tragic Your life is tragic Your life is tragic You're not doin' good You look like a girl Oh, yeah, the makeup Yeah, the makeup It's the makeup, it's the makeup What is that, is that guyliner? Is that guyliner? The eyeliner for guys That's a problem [Chorus: Mayan Warrior] The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile The Nile, the Nile, the Nile, the Nile [Outro: Egyptian Tribal Guy] Let's go
